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Grimca humoristike<\/em><\/p>\n

D\u00ebrgoi p\u00ebr publikim: Gjin Musa<\/strong>, gazetar<\/em>.<\/p>\n

1) “Pat\u00ebr” – iu drejtua nje nuse e re, priftit te katunit – “kam ber\u00eb nje mekat”, – “po thuaje e bekuar” – i thot\u00eb prifti. “Kam shkuar me priftin e katunit tjeter…”, “aaaa ky eshte mekat qe nuk falet, po a\u2019 nuk pat prift katuni yn\u00eb?” – ia ktheu prifti i fshatit.<\/p>\n

2) “Me vjen shume keq per ju prifterinjt\u00eb, qe nuk martoheni”, – po i thoshte njeri nje prifi, ne ato momente aty kaloi hoxha me dy gra, “a e sheh hoxhen” – i tha prifti “po, po sa te ket\u00eb hoxha dy edhe ne jemi ne rregull”.<\/p>\n

3) Nje malesor po priste gruan e tij ne aeroportin e New Yorkut, qe po i vinte nga Shqiperia, sapo u takuan, gruaja i thot\u00eb: “pse nuk me perqafon?”, “a sheh ate \u00e7iftin atje se si puthen?”, “po, por atij po i shkon, e mua po me vjen”, – u pergjigj malesori.<\/p>\n

4) Ne vitin 1967, kohe kure ne Shqiperi po hiqej besimi fetar, sekretarja e partise thot\u00eb ne mbledhje: “me thoni kush e ka par\u00eb zotin?”, “me leje shoqja sekretare” – tha njeri, “as ty nuk ta kena pa, por e dim se e ke…”<\/p>\n

5) Tre anetar\u00eb te keshillit te nje kishe, shkojne te prifti i tyre dhe i ankohen se nje vajze ne katund ka dal me marre, “ate e din ajo” – sqaroi prifti, “po, po na thon\u00eb se e ka me ty” – tha i dyti, “ate e di vete” – sqaroi prifti. “Po at\u2019her na pse kena ardhe?” – pyeti i treti, “ate e dini ju” – sqaroi prap\u00eb prifti.<\/p>\n

6) Veterineri sapo hyri ne stallen e lopeve, nje nga mjeleset i thote “shoku veteriner, si e din Taro\u00e7i se Meshqerra ka rene ne afsh?” “Nepermjet nuhatjes”. “Po ty more zog gomarit, a\u2019tjan zan hundet a?” – ia kthen mjel\u00ebsja e dalluar.<\/p>\n

7) Nje ish-kuader para viteve 1990, ne Malesin\u00eb e Madhe, martohet dhe merr nje nuse shume te bukur. Kryetari i Kooperatives e therret dhe i thote, se partia ka nevoj\u00eb per gjak te ri. Gruaja duhet te hyje ne Parti, dhe te punesohet si kuadre. “Nigjo kryetar, vitin e pare po e mbaj vete, pastaj shohim e bajme!…” – u pergjigj malesori.<\/p>\n

8) Njeri nga Malesia kishte hapur nje lokal ne SHBA, nje dite i shkojne disa bashkfshatar\u00eb, ne mes tjerash njeri e pyet, se a punon gja me k\u00ebte lokal? “Po besa mirboll, sa me rrethua njeta rob”. N\u00eb\u00a0ato momente vjen kamarierja, pothuajse e zhveshur dhe me shenja ne trup, “\u00e7o me gardh, se te kenkan rrase mren!” – tha tjetri.<\/p>\n

9) Ne nje nga lulishtet e Bronxit ne NY, nje shqiptar po ecte i menduar, nje grua po shqiptare i thote mir\u00ebmengjez!. “No spik english!” – u pergjigj shqiptari, o jam duke te folur shqip – i tha gruaja.<\/p>\n

10) Dasma vazhdonte, i zoti i shtepise vuri re, se ai qe i binte fizarmonikes nuk levizte fare, i afrohet dhe i thot\u00eb: “pse nuk i bjen, a t\u2019kam thirre per dyzen?” “Po jam i merzitun, se me ka vdek baba” – u shfaj\u00ebsua fizarmonicisti. “Po bjeru atyre te zezave pra!”, i tha shtepiaku.<\/p>\n

11) Shum\u00eb vite me pare, ne nje Han ne Malesin\u00eb e Madhe, te cilet kan sherbyer edhe si Hotele, dhe ku kishte shume pak dhoma gjumi. Nje burri i takon te flej\u00eb afer nje gruaje. Burri qe ishte i ndershem, per t’u ndar\u00eb me gruan qe s’e njihte, vuri n\u00eb mes nje thes dhe fjeti tere naten… N\u00eb mengjes, gruaja i drejtohet “po si he burre, nuk mujte me kalua at\u2019 dreq thesit tan nat\u00ebn?”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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